Thursday, December 19, 2013

Neverwhere


Neverwhere
Neil Gaiman, 1996
 Harper Prennial, 370 pgs.

Gaiman never caught my attention before, even when I was in high school while everyone was busy reading his impressively exhausting but incredibly well written comic "Sandman" I was still  getting into Bukowski (cause I thought I was so tragically cool) But recently-after much prodding from several people to get into the "Science Fiction" genre post NaNoWriMo-a fan requested me to give his novels a try. And, after swiping "Bad Omens" from a former lover, (and enjoying the everloving shit out of it. Review to come.) I decided to give it the ol' college try.
After much thought and consideration, I tried him out.
Sadly, I have come to the conclusion that Gaiman's still not for me. Sorry folks!

Neverwhere is Gaiman's first novel about a Scottish man named Richard Meyhew (which hearkens me back to another famous protoganist aptly named Meyhew) who travels to London in order to make a life for himself, he finds himself in a less then amazing job at some sort of white tie law/executive firm, a flat in a normal part of town, and a beautiful, but vain fiancee named Jessica, who only truly cares about her career and image. Meanwhile, a pixie-ish little woman named Door (who can open imaginary and real doors with her magical powers.) is on the run from assassins who killed her family, she ends up trying desperately to search for help.
Worlds collide when Richard and Jessica, en route to a dinner they are running late for, finds bloody little Door lying in the middle of the street. Ever the good man that he is, he essentially tells Jessica to fuck off and brings Door back to his flat to help her. No good deed goes unpunished, however, when Richard is now tossed into the magical underworld of London Below, a place where London's homeless and vagrants reside, and nothing is what it truly seems. Now, they are in a desparite attempt to find out who is truly behind Door's family's death, and why.

Sounds like a fantastic plot. And it is! The first 50 pages really grabbed my attention and I kept reading further to find out more about London Below and the magical cast of supporting characters who are heavily sprinkled throughout. However, about halfway through the story, I started to lose interest. I felt like the story was getting stale and we were dragging our feet towards the end. Which felt a little lackluster and predictible to me. But don't let my bah-humbugness steer you away from this book. Word around the block is that this was Gaiman's first novel, so maybe not the best way to introduce me to his writing style, as his craft was more polished and professional by the time I got to Anansi Boys (Which I also recommend). Also, this book feels like it should be grouped into "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" genre because of the simplistic plot line and incrdibly detailed words and characters. Neverwhere and Hitchiker's are both firmly planted into Young Adult Sci-Fi. Where if you didn't read them when you were in your teens, it won't impact you as much when you're an adult.
Another thing I found disenteresting is the humor; I personally- as the case is with me and most British Enterainment- kept feeling like I'm missing a key part of the puzzle, or that I'm not 'in' on an inside joke the entire time. I even had to look up the “Mind the Gap” explaination to actually see if it was truly realistic or if Gaiman wrote it into the book for fun (The anouncemnt, not the creature). Maybe it's because I grew up American and enjoy things handed to me instead of – you know – thinking about it. Maybe it's because I have a Swedish and New England type of dark humor (It's all the snow and the dark, it gets to you after a while.) but I found the humor highbrow and generally dry.
All in all, if you have teens/young adults in your house and you want them to get interested into the world of fantasy and science fiction, you needent look much further than Gaiman's work (although this book is not for children as there is a shit ton of murder, some sexual content very rare, like 2 scenes, and the occasional swear peppered in.)
Postscript - I was just now informed that Gaiman has written some shows for the rebranded Dr. Who series (sigificant other is a Whovian) MIND, FCUKING, BLOWN! So If you needed one more good reason to go read this book, let this nugget of trivia be it.  

Book Haiku:

Main character lost


In magical underworld
Flat British humor

H.P. LOVECRAFT HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR! A (very late!) PART II: Herbert West, Reanimator

Herbert West - Reanimator. (pgs. 50 - 80)
fromThe Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories
            by H.P. Lovecraft, 1927
              Penguin Classics, 1999, Editor: S.T Joshi

Herbert West is a series of 6 short stories within a short story (very Inception of you Lovecraft!) That focus around one man's plan to reanimate the dead (Read: Zombies) Hilarity ensures when plans go tragically, horribly, laughably wrong. All told by Dr. West's unnamed colleague.

Oh. My. Christ. Those fucking scientists, again.
Will they ever learn? Will they ever just, fucking, STOP? 

Dr West is crazy, just straight up cray. He will stop at nothing to get a fresh body and try out his lifelong experiments on them. Another thing to keep in mind is that his obsession spans from the time he is a college student at Miskatonic University (Actually Lovecraft's first story to mention it, also his first published work for a trashy rag called “Home Brew”.) up until he is a well-established doctor living in Boston a few years after The Great War. This Frankenstienen love affair has been going on his entire adult life. The story gets repetitive the first few paragraphs of very “chapter”, since this was originally a series of monthly stories spanning 6 months. So there was a lot of backstory and summarizing for people who jumped into the middle of the series, but it does take on a unified, loose single plot. Which I enjoyed, since I could put it down between busy times at work/home/life and pick right back up a few hours/days later and know exactly what was going on. (Hey, when you have kids and a stressful full time job, it takes a lot to try and find time to read 30 pages! Be grateful I can produce a book a month. I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't have children, but I'm really digressing here..)

I also found pleasure in how grotesque yet funny the stories were, It was refreshing to read something that wasn't trying to scare you shitless. However, what I found truly disturbing is how Lovecraft described a recently deceased African American man as a tom-tom pounding, gorilla (pg. 63 “Buck Robinson... ...many ugly things.”) I later found out that Lovecraft was an incredibly racist, chauvinistic man who was mostly bedridden his entire life. Also, this was the 1920's where race equality wasn't a big topic of the day, I mean, we barely got women to vote at this point. So I shouldn't really expect much from him. Herbert does get his comeuppance in the end, when the reanimated dead come back in the last chapter, which is really quite funny and I will not to repeat the ending here, but oh man. Go read this story for some ghoulish laffs!

 Book Haiku:

Dead folks are funny

Goddamn Scientists again!

Seriously, Sthap.


Saturday, December 7, 2013

update

Apologies to fans and family (who are pretty much my only fan base right now, thanks for reading mom!) Who have been patiently waiting for the next reviews. I had been participating in NaNoWriMo all last month. On top of this, Thanksgiving, and my birthday, I had to let my blog simmer for a bit.

However, this doesn't mean I haven't stopped reading. I got through the last of my Lovecraft Spactular, but 2 other books as well. "Neverwhere" will post tomorrow morning, along with "Herbert West: Reanimator" to follow in the afternoon.

Upcoming books include:
NH Pulp Fiction's LIVE FREE OR SCI FI
Marisha Pressel's NIGHT FILM
Mark Z. Danielewki's HOUSE OF LEAVES
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's BAD OMENS

Stay Tuned.

PS - Not only did I finish Neverwhere, but I finally got through the entire Harry Potter book series in less than a year (A personal goal for me). If you are interested in me reviewing the series as a whole (7 posts for 7 books) please let me know in the comments section, my personal Facebook page, or via email.